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lissa_quon) wrote2006-06-16 04:08 am
lissa_quon) wrote2006-06-16 04:08 am
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In other news, Lissa's Castlevania theory - brought to you by AIM
Lissa: the Belmont clan is made up of closeted gay men
Lissa: has to be
dysiskuroiryu: snnk
Lissa: ok, argument one - those Belmonts are prettier than most women
Lissa: they dress better too
Lissa: and such nicely groomed hair
dysiskuroiryu: alright, you've got me following so far
Lissa: argument two, my friend pointed out hilarity of the fact that the Belmonts run around the castle WHIPPING Drac and all his monsters into submission
Lissa: and apparently in the other versions of the game he's played, the whip gets upgrades through out the game, and it gets longer
Lissa: argument three, I just found a mini quest in Harmony of Dissonance where Juste Belmont, the hero of our tale finds an empty room, comments 'hey this room is kinda nice, just a little tasteless,' then proceeds to DECORATE IT using stuff he's picked up around the castle
dysiskuroiryu: ...
dysiskuroiryu: good god, you're RIGHT
Lissa: *snerk*
dysiskuroiryu: they're fan-freaking-tabulous
Lissa: I have a theory that the reason why Dracula and the Belmonts don't get along is that Simon Belmont and Dracula had a litle fling once upon a time but Simon didn't want to admit to it
Lissa: so now Dracula just kidnaps the woman of the current Belmont in hopes of makig one of the line realize the pent up gayness that precedes them and sucumb to wild vampire lovin'
Lissa: hasn't worked, instead the gayness seems to have been channeled into their immaculately cared for hair and flare for fashion
dysiskuroiryu: nehahaha...I'll never be able to play Castelvania without snickering again
Lissa: my work here is done
Lissa: sadly I was hoping to break my gamer friend's brain with this
Lissa: but he just took it in stride
Lissa: and pointed out the whip thing which I had missed
dysiskuroiryu: I know a few people who will stare at me and then sceam "Everything I LOVE!! WHY?!"
Lissa: *evil laughter*
Lissa: just regret I didn't figure this out before A-Kon
Lissa: oh the damage I could have done
Lissa: has to be
dysiskuroiryu: snnk
Lissa: ok, argument one - those Belmonts are prettier than most women
Lissa: they dress better too
Lissa: and such nicely groomed hair
dysiskuroiryu: alright, you've got me following so far
Lissa: argument two, my friend pointed out hilarity of the fact that the Belmonts run around the castle WHIPPING Drac and all his monsters into submission
Lissa: and apparently in the other versions of the game he's played, the whip gets upgrades through out the game, and it gets longer
Lissa: argument three, I just found a mini quest in Harmony of Dissonance where Juste Belmont, the hero of our tale finds an empty room, comments 'hey this room is kinda nice, just a little tasteless,' then proceeds to DECORATE IT using stuff he's picked up around the castle
dysiskuroiryu: ...
dysiskuroiryu: good god, you're RIGHT
Lissa: *snerk*
dysiskuroiryu: they're fan-freaking-tabulous
Lissa: I have a theory that the reason why Dracula and the Belmonts don't get along is that Simon Belmont and Dracula had a litle fling once upon a time but Simon didn't want to admit to it
Lissa: so now Dracula just kidnaps the woman of the current Belmont in hopes of makig one of the line realize the pent up gayness that precedes them and sucumb to wild vampire lovin'
Lissa: hasn't worked, instead the gayness seems to have been channeled into their immaculately cared for hair and flare for fashion
dysiskuroiryu: nehahaha...I'll never be able to play Castelvania without snickering again
Lissa: my work here is done
Lissa: sadly I was hoping to break my gamer friend's brain with this
Lissa: but he just took it in stride
Lissa: and pointed out the whip thing which I had missed
dysiskuroiryu: I know a few people who will stare at me and then sceam "Everything I LOVE!! WHY?!"
Lissa: *evil laughter*
Lissa: just regret I didn't figure this out before A-Kon
Lissa: oh the damage I could have done