Divining the Future with My Wicked Tunes

[lissa_quon]

Fried from work, and the only other thing on my mind is some rp stuff no one cares so you get a song meme. Typical Winamp-mancy here, I put everything in my music folders on the playlist cranked up the random button and got the answers to lifes questions.

1 - How does the world see me?
Scary Monsters Super Creeps - David Bowie

She had an horror of rooms
she was tired
you can't hide beat
When I looked in her eyes they were blue but nobody home



Great so the world sees me as out to lunch and crazy as hell.


Will I have a happy life?

Tougher Than It Is -Cake

Well there is no such thing as you
It doesn't matter what you do
The more you try to qualify
The more it all will pass you by
Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is



So I'm trying to hard and apparently not going to have a happy life.


What do my friends really think of me?

Once Upon a Time in Transylvania



Erm...I have no idea what this means...my friends seem me as some gay boy with a penchant for whipping vampires? Or they make fun of me then I drench them in holy water? I have no blasted idea.


Do people secretly lust after me?

Straight to Video - MSE

Little darling
Welcome to the show
You're a failure
Played in stereo

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So amazing




Erm...I have no idea. Apparently they feel conflicted, one minute I'm awesome than I'm not. Just my luck.


How can I make myself happy?

Twentysomething - Jamie Cullem

Love ain't the answer, nor is work
The truth eludes me so much it hurts
But I'm still having fun and I guess that's the key
I'm a twentysomething and I'll keep being me



Apparently there is no answer to this question. I just have to keep on trucking.

What should I do with my life?

Rebirth - Thievery Coporation



This is a lyric-less techno song. Apparently whatever I should do for a living means I should keep my mouth shut.

Why is life so full of pain?

You to Thank - Ben Folds Five



So apparently I've had a bad break up, or divorce. And it's all my fault? I broke up with myself and thats why my life sucks??


How can I maximise my pleasure during sex?

Sour Times - Portishead

Covered by the blind belief,
That fantasies of sinful screens,
Bear the facts, assume the dye,
End the vows no need to lie, enjoy,
Take a ride, take a shot now.

‘Cause nobody loves me,
It's true,
Not like you do.



I have no idea...



Will I ever have children?
Letters from Belgium - Mountain Goats

Martin calls to say he's sending old electrical equipment
That's good we can always use some more electrical equipment

In the cold clear light of day down here
Everyone's a monster
That's cool with all of us
We've been past the point of help since early April




Nope, no children but apparently I will be a meth or speed head. Why couldn't I have gotten the song No Children instead of this druggie stuff instead?


Will I die happy?
The Black Ice Cream - Mountain Goats
And the heat came down
And the heat came down
I knew I was living in a long, long dream
When you fed me the black ice cream



I guess I sort of die happy, from poisoned ice cream. At least I will have died as I lived.

What is some good advice for me?


Drunkard's Worst Nightmare - Rosebuds

She's buck wild with her clothes off every night
Chasing till the morning light
She travels with her toothpaste in her bag
Always trying to find her man



So more sex and travel. Can't argue with that I guess.


What is happiness?
Wilt Thou Unkind Thus Reave Me? - Sting


Wilt thou unkind thus reave me
Of my heart, of my heart, and so leave me?
Farewell: Farewell,
But yet or e'er I part (O cruel)
Kiss me sweet, sweet my jewel.



Should have guessed my collection of madgricals would come up to haunt me. So apparently happiness is pining over a loved one, who may or may not love me. Spectactular.


What is my favourite fetish?
Head Like a Hole


God money i'll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don't want everything he wants it all.



So money and control, I suppose there are worse fetishes out there.



How will I be remembered?
Four to the Floor - Starsailor
With hand on heart your right from the start,
You taught me to take my part.
No cross to bear, no reason to care, my life was all up in air,
Four to the floor, I was sure, never seeing clear,




So apparently people remember me and decide to go for it all. Worse legacies I suppose.

And thats all...unless I decide to redo this and get rid of the lyric less song.