Dear Unwashed Geekish Man Masses
Sep. 15th, 2005 12:53 amIt is not open season on Lissa.
You shall cease and desist your creepy moves. They are not sweet, they are not suave, they are down right CREEPY.
You shall not lean over and sniff my hair loudly like you're snorting coke and then declare my hair smells nice. I'm glad it smells nice, in fact I'm rather proud of the fact that my hair and me smell better than you and your unwashed self.
But I didn't invite you to snort my hair, I didn't even invite you to talk to me. I was actually trying to work, do my job and earn money. I'm sorry that you interpretted my half hearted small talk of two hours ago about how much I hated this survey as some proclamation of love or something. When I ignored your little animal noises and staring at me for an hour like a piece of veal you should have figured out that sniffing my hair was not the right move. And when I gibber the lyrics of Pink Floyd the Wall under my breath thats not a good sign.
And you wonder why I now avoid you like the f-ing plague.
( more problems...whee )
So if you are unwashed and seem uninterested in my opinions, hobbies, interests and just want to gape at me like a piece of meat or what have you I have a few choice words for you.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU VAPID REJECTS OF SOCIETY
You shall cease and desist your creepy moves. They are not sweet, they are not suave, they are down right CREEPY.
You shall not lean over and sniff my hair loudly like you're snorting coke and then declare my hair smells nice. I'm glad it smells nice, in fact I'm rather proud of the fact that my hair and me smell better than you and your unwashed self.
But I didn't invite you to snort my hair, I didn't even invite you to talk to me. I was actually trying to work, do my job and earn money. I'm sorry that you interpretted my half hearted small talk of two hours ago about how much I hated this survey as some proclamation of love or something. When I ignored your little animal noises and staring at me for an hour like a piece of veal you should have figured out that sniffing my hair was not the right move. And when I gibber the lyrics of Pink Floyd the Wall under my breath thats not a good sign.
And you wonder why I now avoid you like the f-ing plague.
( more problems...whee )
So if you are unwashed and seem uninterested in my opinions, hobbies, interests and just want to gape at me like a piece of meat or what have you I have a few choice words for you.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU VAPID REJECTS OF SOCIETY