FanFiction.Net I hate you
Oct. 8th, 2004 09:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lissa_quonEnh, I've spent my day in front of the computer working on some picture that I'll post later.
I tried to amuse myself by browsing through some fanfics online, I'd waded through Harry Potter and Vampire Hunter D all too recently for me to do that again anytime soon, so I browsed through the Hellsing.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!111one
I wish I'd done something else instead, I've run across some funky shit.
The endless line of Integral surrendering to Alucard fics were irritating. Integral is badass, she is a strong, stubborn, suit wearing,cigar smoking badass, stop making her girly and writing in her diaries like shes 13. It pisses me off, there are so few strong female characters in the world, LEAVE INTEGRA UNTAINTED DAMMNIT! I don't doubt she finds Alucard creepily attractive, but she has the damn good sense not to act on it.
Then the Ceres and Alucard romance fics, dont't even get me started on those. Makes me brains hurt, never under any circumstances would Alucard even call her by her first name much less be the father of her love babies (don't even make me go there)
The Anderson finding himself all hot and bothered by Ceres fics aren't that bad, though he strikes me as bi polar and sex would be the last thing he thinks about when hes facing a vampire. But she DOES wear a mini skirt in a fight and her boobs DO get bigger with every page, and he IS a bit repressed, so I'll let that one slide.
But NEVER, EVER under ANY circumstances is an ALUCARD X ANDERSON pairing acceptable. NEVER, I get an aneurysm just thinking about it. if it weren't for my horse *shudder*
I think I'm going to watch some Anime Music Videos to clean my brain and get back to work on my picture.
if it weren't for my f-ing horse damnit!!
I tried to amuse myself by browsing through some fanfics online, I'd waded through Harry Potter and Vampire Hunter D all too recently for me to do that again anytime soon, so I browsed through the Hellsing.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!111one
I wish I'd done something else instead, I've run across some funky shit.
The endless line of Integral surrendering to Alucard fics were irritating. Integral is badass, she is a strong, stubborn, suit wearing,cigar smoking badass, stop making her girly and writing in her diaries like shes 13. It pisses me off, there are so few strong female characters in the world, LEAVE INTEGRA UNTAINTED DAMMNIT! I don't doubt she finds Alucard creepily attractive, but she has the damn good sense not to act on it.
Then the Ceres and Alucard romance fics, dont't even get me started on those. Makes me brains hurt, never under any circumstances would Alucard even call her by her first name much less be the father of her love babies (don't even make me go there)
The Anderson finding himself all hot and bothered by Ceres fics aren't that bad, though he strikes me as bi polar and sex would be the last thing he thinks about when hes facing a vampire. But she DOES wear a mini skirt in a fight and her boobs DO get bigger with every page, and he IS a bit repressed, so I'll let that one slide.
But NEVER, EVER under ANY circumstances is an ALUCARD X ANDERSON pairing acceptable. NEVER, I get an aneurysm just thinking about it. if it weren't for my horse *shudder*
I think I'm going to watch some Anime Music Videos to clean my brain and get back to work on my picture.
if it weren't for my f-ing horse damnit!!
